Do you ever see a kid who is like freakishly gorgeous and you’re just like why. You’re seven you don’t need to be this pretty yet…give the pretty to me cause I ugly.

dekutree:

The government wouldn’t spend a dime on education, healthy food, drinkable water, assisting people in poverty, de-polluting the streets, or anything else of importance. But they would be on call to spend millions on equipping a small police force to fight off a group of defenseless protestors. You can argue with me that this is not a hate crime, when it so obviously is, but you can’t argue with me when I say that this government is too corrupt to even serve it’s purpose.

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza)

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

(Source: pleatedjeans)

ravenhairrubylips:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

vardaesque:

digigender:

thechandelurequeen:

batcows:

I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

bless u

omg

also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

I love when girls get together to solve problems

"You said it yourself, bitch. We’re the guardians of the galaxy."

(Source: deansiel)

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

Anonymous sent: How was your day today?

it was pretty good! spent most of it at my boyfriends :)

Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.

(via sexsplosive)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

aconnormanning:

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

NO FUCKING WAY. CHILL. CHILL OUT EVERYONE. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.